A podcast brought to you by those goofballs from Nerds Amalgamated, for Nerds by nerds about Nerd pop-culture news. just imagine. It's 2011 again, and Green Lantern is getting a TV series, written by one of the comic authors. Kongregate has decided to shut their doors to new releases. This series will only be worth watching if they manage to pull off the wild stunts and action of the game, but they've got a pedigree. Grow chickens and you have an excuse for a dinner and a run as well. Yes mum, Esports are real sports. Interact with other gamers. 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Submachine 9: the Temple read more. But now it's been temporarily released on Archive.org and around 20 000 people have downloaded it. The Nerds Amalgamated fishing trip is coming up, and we'll be going to Pluto for some ice fishing. In a story reminiscent of bad Cold War fiction, Russian propaganda is slipped into innocuous seeming YouTube videos. What's the story behind it? Sprout Mobile. But imagine the drumsticks on those chooks. Now we just need a team of teenagers to sneak into the secret Russian video studio lab and uncover their plot. In live action. This one has a working title of Project Hail Mary and features a lone scientist on a spaceship trying to save the world. Kongregate free online game Submachine 1: the basement - first episode of the point and click series. The resident weebs are excited. Professor played Noita, the Roguelite version of Powder Toy, and DJ chose to go to Japan in Total War: Shogun II. Unfortunately it'll take a really long time to get there to find out. Activision has pulled off a major win in court against the maker of the Humvee. Maybe we could convince him with a VR house full of VR collectables? Finally, DJ and Dev-i-Boy can't handle the knowledge. RIP Al Worden, Albert Uderzo and Kenny Rogers. Play submarine games at Y8.com. Tetris D. The Hundred Years … Now even actors don't have job security. How long until they replace the podcasters? The FDA has recognised the ability of video games to help with therapy and greenlit a game for treating ADHD suffers. A knock off version of the Eloi from The Time Machine find out what they're being kept for and try to escape. An unreleased, never-before-seen title co-authored by Chris Oberth at Mindscape. It's all for a good cause, they want to get their InSight lander's mole digging again. Find giant squids and other creatures never seen before. Cyberpunk 2077 is delayed again, but to tide us over until the release a comic series titled Trauma Team. Edit source History Talk (3) Share. Doom Eternal is the latest casualty of Bethesda's DRM mistakes, and Professor wants to know why. Can a smile really make you think better of someone? First up this week, Valve is leaking and blowing off some steam. Log in to rate this game. (naast elk spel staat ook een leeftijdscategorie) Kongregate Games. Seriously, you can get original Ataris much cheaper. Go up from the level 2 home screen, and disable protocol 0-1. We have the technology. This looks like a rough year for Disney. A species of beetle has been discovered that used predator defecation in order to escape being lunch. It's time to say goodbye to Paul Allen's Living Computer Museum + Labs. The first video footage of a dying neuron shows the way your brain breaks down. Dev-i played LoZ: Wind Waker again but breaks into a new dimension in VR Chat. Grace Hopper Celebration of Women in Computing, Anita Borg Institute for Women and Technology, Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World. An old NES game that was remade from scratch. After decades of trying to get around the web filter at school to play weird indie games, kids will have to find something else to do. Also, if you guys remember the picture my friend Amanda commissioned a while back (https:// www.deviantart.c om/kajenx/art/ Amanda-Queen-of-Cambridge-77882 5873) she entered her cat into a pet costume contest (https:// www.facebook.com / RumRiverApartmen ts/photos/ a.19197745513773 92/ 2669241426430697 /) and she really wants to … Modern warfare needs modern weapons, and the US courts have ruled in favour of realism over licensing fees. that's just the beginning of the outer rim (the subnet); 2. subnet experience + karma portals. He'll be joining us for the next while. 86% 10,716 plays Submachine 5: The Root. As usual, we bring you the games of the week. Cyberpunk 2077 is getting an Anime. Of course, he picked an anime girl avatar. TEN discs. Indiana Jones 5 has been pushed back again due to the pandemic. Where did it come from? Keep the conspiracies coming, science knows what's what. Submachine 1: the basement Mobile by MateuszSkutnik. Collect the ancient coin ("golden coin" prior to version 5) at (-1,-2). Dev-i-Boy has heard that Russians are behind everyone's favourite YouTube channel, Five Minute Crafts. MS. makes some really great games. CERN are designing a 100km collider almost 4 times the size of the Large Hadron Collider. Sign up to receive news and updates from That’s Not Canon Productions. Some say yes. It's time to get your cameras out for the New Pokemon Snap. But next take the time machine to the far future to find out how long it takes for Lego to break down, based on research done by recruiting beach combers to hand over all the lego they find. Starting this week, Valve's integrity has been called into question over Esports. Real life scientists are producing educational comics to teach cool science stuff. This still doesn't mean you can get out of wearing pants. Check it out, this could lead to some cool medicine. Wait, didn't we already do comics this week? Take the key card lying on the grass. Next, it's time to enter THE FORBIDDEN LIBRARY. DJ likes his feelies too much to stop buying physical collectors editions though. Stop. Play Massive Multiplayer Online Games! Submachine 1. The term "submachine gun" was coined by John T. Thompson, the inventor of the Thompson submachine gun, to describe its design concept as an automatic firearm with markedly less firepower than a machine gun (hence the prefix "sub-"). The next chapter is up! Surely this isn't just a scheme to get people to give you lego. DJ chose a demolition derby to knock out some stress and Dev-i isn't ready to leave the VR Chat world just yet. It took a lot of floppy disks and a ton of nostalgia...one must wonder...will we ever see more old games resurrected. The PS5 finally has a release date and a price. Mar666 2014-04-02 08:41:03 This week, Professor took to the skies in Sky Rogue and DJ set us up the bomb in Valorant. SNK have plans to make some new Metal Slug games and not just work on porting the old ones to new consoles. So, if you live in the right places, get your camera and your solar filters and get snapping. This week in gaming DJ jumps into an old game with a twist….Mortal Kombat 11 Aftermath complete with Robocop and other Mortal Kombat characters.. and Professor enjoys hovercraft racing while shooting down aliens in Crysis Warhead. Professor and Dev-i-boy are gushing over Half Life: Alyx, despite a massive lack of Valve Index availability in Australia. Tetris. HL:Alyx also doubles as an online lecture platform, a Cover your Cough training simulator and apparently, a generally good game. This of course leads into a discussion on Disney's other properties, including the notorious Pirates of the Caribbean and Jungle Cruise. Back on Earth, Niantic are trying to deflate the Pokecoin economy by severely lowering the minimum wage. I hardly know her! This week Professor took a trip to a far away planet to care for slimes, and DJ found out what happens when you swim with the cardsharks. Now if you'll excuse us, Professor needs to have a bit of a cry. Submachine 2. One of Professor's favourite game studios has had a great year, and Professor wants to talk about their future. TNC acknowledges the Australian Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples as the first inhabitants of the nation and the traditional custodians of the lands where we live, learn and work. Long live Flash. Finally, a way to read comics in class without your teacher complaining! Pros: Better food. Play now » Infinite Tower RPG Mobile. 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Did … Dev-i-Boy has brought us the ESRB's disappointing attempt to resolve the Lootbox debate. The LHC failed to open a portal to hell and lead to a demon invasion, but maybe the Future Circular Collider will. This week, both nerds played a Doom related game. Did we mention it's in Minecraft? Submachine 3: the Loop read more. As usual, the Nerds discuss the latest shoutouts and events of interest. Take your vessel underwater and find an adventure in the deep sea. Newest Rating. The footage clearly shows a hit being carried out by the Glial Cell gang, famous for killing any brain cell that gets in their way. reset protocol 1-12 (top right). Submachine 4: the Lab read more. The probe became stuck and using the shovel as a hammer is just the latest attempt to get it going again. Submachine… Professor's computer didn't melt playing Crysis, and DJ isn't any better at counting cards. Hi diddly ho fans, welcome to our new episode... A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, a meteor crashed into a planet. Submachine 1: The Basement walkthrough. The devs have posted their own analysis on Reddit, and they're understandably confused. Where is our co-host? An Australian lizard joins the tiny group of reptiles that both lay eggs and give live birth. But, first up, the Nerds discuss the rumoured Disney Robin Hood remake. Why, Valve, why?. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. NASA have programmed one of their robots to hit itself with a shovel. ik heb hier allemaal links naar superspellen: veel game plezier! Unless you're wearing badass solar eclipse glasses and taking cool photos. And there's two lanterns, so the British are coming by sea. Check that one out too, it's a good one and it'll be in the show notes below. A lab has dissected the DNA behind this threat and all signs point to COVID-19 not being a Chinese bioweapon. Professor rants about the software design skills of Dennis Nedry and Dev-i-boy thinks there's no point in bringing back dinosaur chickens. Congratulations SpaceX for their sucessful manned Crew Dragon mission to the ISS. What nefarious act has the DJ performed? Debunking Fake Videos & WHO'S behind 5-min crafts? We'll have to wait for the full story to come out, but the main character sounds annoying. Rating. Devi brings news from the far off land of Nintendo. This week the Nerds invited Dev-i-Boy on again. Despite letting it slide for almost 30 years, Man U have decided it's time to sue. That's because Maxis never actually finished it and it's been sitting in a box for decades. More anime is becoming live action. T Rex Dinosaur Game. DJ and Professor are still playing Generation Zero. Robots are here, and they're coming for your jobs. Disable 1-35 (top left), 1-32 (bottom left), and 1-28 (bottom right) switches. Lastly, Shaun chips in to talk about SDCC's move to being an online only event. Because that's exactly what everyone was begging for. SimRefinery was a training simulation commissioned by Chevron and designed to help introduce refinery workers and company staff learn about the operations of their facilities. Did … This week, Deviboy returns from his exile, and Stephen from Comics2Movies and XCT joins us to discuss a new comic. I've played this one few years ago I think, I still enjoyed it very much, even though it's short, I just love the submachine atmosphere :). It's that time of week again, so check out our newest episode. Professor plays an official series game, but DJ plays a parody. Super Mario Flash. This time it's Cowboy Bebop season 2 and One Punch Man. Oops. Working with a team of anthropologists to preserve their tribal stories in the form of a video game. Get the latest ridiculously long anime names here! This is truly the end of an error. We have a bit of a longer episode than usual this week because we just had so many interesting people to talk about, including a liar who looks like Hugh Jackman, and one of the most prolific Astronomers to ever live. No lines. Flash is dead. Anyway, watch Critical Role. Not that it matters, talking is a free action and we'll talk your ears off. It's a tough sell for some of us, but the rest of us are perfectly happy to stay at home. ESC opens up the Options Menu, which pauses the game. Which raises a concerning question. Next time you get busted playing Minecraft when you should be doing homework, just say you're researching. The player can walk around the area enclosured by his barricade using the WASD keys.Pressing Space switches weapons if the player has a secondary weapon, and [R] reloads the current weapon. Paul's museum is the only place a regular civilian can access the classic Big Iron mainframes of the 60s and 70s, but they've recently announced their temporary closure which is sounding more and more permanent as more news comes out. Metal Slug is back, again. Ryan Reynolds has been cast in a live action remake of a classic animated Laserdisc game from 1983. My Kong. It isn't just in Harry Potter anymore; a group have created a library dedicated to copying articles from countries without press freedom. It's not as great as Steve Austin's bionic eye from the Six Million Dollar Man, but it's pretty cool. Now New Zealand has closed their borders and the Hobbits will not be going to Isengard. This revelation is too much for them to handle though, so we move on to the games of the week. This week in gaming DJ jumps at shadows in Alan Wake and Professor goes full Groundhog Day in Into the Breach. Go left 4 times. So, is gardening the ultimate weapon against millennial depression memes? Submachine 10: the Exit read more. 78% 201,510 plays Submachine 2: The Lighthouse. As the year slowly slips away and the autumn leaves remind us of our inescapable mortality, it's time for another episode of Nerds Amalgamated. Controls: (SPACE) or (G) = Wield Weapon Up/Down + Lock Mouse Cursor (Tab)= Lock/Unlock cursor (Left Mouse) = Shoot (Right Mouse) = Toggle AimMode … Submachine 3. Save your favorite games. If you need motivation to get your accounting in order, it turns out animators in Japan are being short changed by the incompetence of the studios' finance teams. Go right 4 times. Walkthrough [edit | edit source] Obtain the four tile pieces. This is a terrible idea. We think we've got a solution to the problem too, so be ready to send us your opinions on the system. It's time to enter the future and go entirely digital, according to Take Two's CEO. There's a comment on Kongregate [www.kongregate.com]: Hello, my name is Mateusz Skutnik and I am the creator of Submachine. Let us know if you have a good argument for there being room for two comic cinematic universes. Recently they've come under fire from Manchester United for copyright issues. Professor is better at surviving the robot apocalypse than he is at raising kids. Apple are being taken to court for exploiting children via the App Store. Deviboy has gone missing. Oops. No crowd excitement. Never look at a solar eclipse. What if it would make you think worse of them? Barry. Hover over the symbols on the right to reveal a 4-digit code. DJ wants to see the Dragons Lair movie. This study looked at the perceived trustworthiness of people with various disorders, but the Nerds think it's not particularly rigorous. Check in next week for probably less pee jokes. Maybe we'll have FTL by the next fishing trip. Tactical Assassin Unblocked. Which means one day, even your boss might be replaced by a voice over the wire. Edit. Slightly higher stakes than The Martian, but Andy's books are always great. First of all, let me address the elephant in the room: I know this game is influenced by Submachine, the more I played, the clearer the influences seemed, however: I LIKE THIS GAME, there's nothing wrong with it and it in no way infringes my work. Posted on PastelForum. Nobody seems to be happy with this, but Australia is just the test site, so it's coming to a phone near you soon. all I'm saying. We're not going anywhere, and by the looks of things, neither are you. Tank Trouble Unblocked. It's enough to make your butthole clench. Or it would be, if you were a frog. Submachine 1: The Basement. In gaming, Professor went up against space card sharks in Star Realms, Deviboy relived his childhood in Raze 2 and Stephen fell in love with Hearthstone. 3.40) A storybook adventure staring a tiny seed pod. Sure, it worked for them, but can it be pulled off twice? Toss a coin to your Witcher, O Valley of Plenty, O Valley of Plenty, and this time we are gonna see plenty of backstory in the new Witcher series, The Witcher : Blood Origin. Bohemia Interactive has some great projects in the works that are well worth checking out, so we've got a summary for you. The entire source code for TF2 and CSGO has been leaked, and Valve News Network's source has some interesting rumours about Half Life 3. Out of the ashes, comes a nostalgic game….we talk about DAYS OF THUNDERRRRRR!!!!! To start this week, we have a bit of levity. (Total: 31 different Weapons) Play Web Version here: Play for Free on Kongregate.com -> WeaponsSimulator Indoor 3D . With photorealistic CGI. But don't pull this paper out next time you go to a barbecue, or everyone will go home before you start cooking. This video is unavailable. Kicking things off, the Nerds discuss Nintendo's itchy DMCA trigger finger, they’ve taken down the tragically short-lived DirectX 12 Super Mario 64 Port. With 96 upgrades, 36 weapons, and a variety of characters, can you save the city from a mysterious villain? Super Fighters. It's really frustrating. or Download the Windows version below! This week we talked about Chicxulub, yes that the asteroid that slammed into Earth 66 million years ago left behind more than a legacy of mass destruction. It's finally time to move to the next generation of consoles, but don't make space in your TV cabinet just yet. A submachine gun, abbreviated SMG, is a magazine-fed, automatic carbine designed to fire handgun cartridges. On to the usual shoutouts and remembrances, and DJ refuses to wrap up the show by performing Waterloo. Notice the machine leaning against the square stone block appears to need a key card. Just when you thought it was safe to go outside after the fires, COVID-19 swept in. This was a fan work based on the Mario 64 decompilation project, reformed into a gorgeous 4k Ultra-Widescreen rendition of everyone's favourite plumber. The Flash needs to stop messing with the timeline. Maybe next week. Go back to the level 1 home screen, and go up twice. This week we invite our special guest Shaun Keenan, creator of Xtreme Champion Tournament (in which mythical and legendary heroes face off) to share his thoughts on some news from San Diego Comic Con. The submachine gun was developed during World War … This week, Professor broke his brain in HyperRogue and DJ confronted his fear of the dark in Alan Wake. Let's move on to something more secure now. Maybe one day there will be a solution, but not today. Speaking of insight, there is now a new theory that what killed the Vikings was not the penguins but smallpox…. And finally, we talk about Chinese theatres and how they are going to be really affected by the coronavirus. iSubmachine (or iSub) is a version of Submachine 1: The Basement released by Mateusz Skutnik for the iPhone and iPod Touch. And they also lost 2TB of data including user account details, which are now being used to hack people. Check them out, they have some pretty good explanations for a bunch of different topics. There's now one less reason to leave the house, since gardening provides a boost to your emotional well-being that is as powerful as going out for dinner or taking a run. We played Crysis and Legends of Runeterra this week. Professor and DJ play Generation Zero, a game about Swedish battle mechs and robot dogs that want to kill you. Microsoft Flight Simulator will come with a physical edition including a lovely hardcover flight manual, and ten discs. Stay safe, and we'll see you all next week. Walkthrough update in progress Getting into the South Garden/left side of Winter Palace You begin in front of a strange machine with a coiled blue light bulb. At least, if there's anything to crack. Incompetence, a rogue agent, or are Bethesda secretly the DRM free heroes we don't deserve? My Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom! Maybe it'll have good art though. Move the mouse cursor to aim, and tap the left mouse button to fire. Dev-i is playing VR chat again. This week DJ did nothing of note while Professor hiked across Iceland with a baby. I can't even describe how much I love this series. On this week's games section, Professor makes a declaration that will surely lead to war. CONTACT US: hello@thatsnotcanon.com | @thatisnotcanon. Dev-i-boy is also known as Brad, a Brisbane game developer, who we interviewed around a year ago. Current rating: 3.39559 (Avg. It's really good. Prior to version 5, the code is written clearly on the face of the coin. Fight against sea beasts or go against a navy fleet and bring all their ships to the bottom of the sea with torpedoes. Covering everything from games news and reviews to movies and technology launches, to general news impacting our fellow Nerds. 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